Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Pregnant
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Every so often I share on Twitter or Facebook the ridiculous/hilarious/wildly inappropriate search terms people use that land them at TOL, and sometimes I even take a stab at answering the inquiries. But I’ve got a lot to do right now, so today I thought I’d just let the search terms talk among themselves:
what’s tamara up to? harvard porn for women sexy men folding laundry.
if i say it out loud in faith will she marry me? nerds are cool and make good husbands.
i want to start running for exercise, will that be a sin? check out tamara’s ass. (zumba littlemore tamara.)
“how to go without meat for 30 days,” “giving someone a pickle,” “ff’ing on twitter,” “frequently freshly pressed”: how to say something with a double meaning.
as a woman have you ever cried at the thought of taking an enema? constipated shitting skye. (how loud is that shit in rl?)
what words can i swap out for curse words in a book? grab tamara; teach tamara.
hot hipster, drunk without a condom– is tamara pregnant? baby shower hipster!
are you a good whore quiz: loud boobs, hot stuff sign, loud sheets, callgirl glasses.
we hate tamara. won’t somebody sexy tell on her?
If you have a site with search terms, what good ones have you had lately?
Also, I’m not pregnant.
Why do you hate me?