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Tuesday

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May 2012

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“Mommy in the Mirror”: Article at Prodigal Magazine

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I’m happy to have my first article published at Prodigal Magazine today! “Mommy in the Mirror” was a post I wrote in 2009, way before most of you started hanging out here, and now it’s a part of Prodigal’s Motherhood series. It’s updated and improved, but, if I’m honest, I’m still Bad Mommy. So please check it out and drop me a note there to let me know I’m not the only one!

Tuesday

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April 2012

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Guest Post: “When You Take Your Twins to Church”

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Today I have the pleasure of hosting one of my dearest online friends, the incomparable Leanne Shirtliffe of Ironic Mom.  Between her killer wit and her beautiful heart, I was smitten as soon as I met her, and of course I love a gal who’s handy with an innuendo (if you know what I mean). And, like me, she knows that the best way to handle life with twins is to laugh at every opportunity. –Tamara (What’s up with all the guest posts around here lately?) _______________________________________________________ There is nothing quite like suppressing a laugh in church. I do this often [...]

Thursday

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March 2012

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Mama for a Moment

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When I gave out a few gifts here at Christmas time, I had no idea one of them would demand so much from me. Shawn Smucker won a guest post, and as we began talking on Twitter, I learned that fostering children was a topic close to his family’s heart, and so I admitted, quietly as you can on a giant social network, that I had once been a foster mom. It isn’t something I talk about often or in detail because, years after we stopped fostering, the emotional tangle of it all is still so often too much. And [...]

Monday

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March 2012

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Guest Post: “You Don’t Know”

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Today’s guest post comes from Sonny Lemmons of Looking Through the Windshield. Thoughtful and sometimes sensitive, hilarious and intermittently inappropriate, Sonny feels like a long-lost brother to me. I think you’ll enjoy his story, even if you don’t envy it. –Tamara (What’s up with all the guest posts around here lately?) _______________________________________________________ It all starts when the day begins at 4:15 AM when a fussy toddler, who fought going to sleep the night before, decides that waking up and complaining about the lack of orange juice and Play-Doh in his room makes complete and utter sense. It continues when after [...]

Thursday

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February 2012

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Watering Weeds into Flowers

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It was a day-after-day kind of day. Another day at home, twin three-year-olds whining at me, wearing on me, pulling on me and my threadbare patience. I read all about the French parents and their supremely well-behaved offspring that the entire Internet was going ga-ga over, and I was 12-years tired of my whole stay-at-home gig, and these people amazed and inspired and pissed me off, and I tried to reproduce their authoritative tone, but I guess I lacked a certain je ne sais quoi because my smallest children kept acting like total merde. “I hate staying at home,” I [...]

Monday

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February 2012

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Guest Post: “Praying for Rainbows”

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Today’s guest post comes from Jennifer Deibel of This Gal’s Journey. Ever since she began commenting at TOL, Jen has been a cheerful encouragement to me. It’s my pleasure now to share her honest, encouraging thoughts with you. –Tamara (What’s up with all the guest posts around here lately?) ________________________________________________________________________ We live in a small village in Western Ireland. It’s quaint, quiet, removed. For a girl who grew up in the Arizona desert, the lush green grass, rolling hills and copious amounts of water are like chocolate to this mama’s soul: both comforting and seriously addicting. We moved here with [...]

Tuesday

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January 2012

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Guest Post: “A Mothers’ League Lockout”

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Today’s fun guest post comes from Jessica Buttram of Meet the Buttrams. Jessica has a beautiful heart and a killer wit. It’s my pleasure to share her funny stuff with you here, but it looks like you’ll have to get your own Double Stuf yourself. –Tamara (What’s up with all the guest posts around here lately?) ________________________________________________________ So, I don’t know if you’ve heard, but last year a few* professional athletes participated in a league lockout, and sports fans everywhere died slow, painful deaths while being forced to endure uncontested marathons of Wife Swap. This occurred in both the NBA and the NFL, and it got [...]

Friday

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January 2012

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Guest Post: “Selling Inappropriate Items to Children, or, How I Shattered My Co-Worker’s View of the World”

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Today’s hilarious guest post comes from Amanda of Mandie Marie. Amanda regularly cracks me up with her sharp, zany sense of humor. I’m happy to give you a “special” taste of it here. –Tamara (What’s up with all the guest posts around here lately?) _________________________________________________________ I’ve never told this story on the internet before. Why? Probably because it’s not something I would think to post on my own blog. But Tamara’s blog? Completely different story. I worked at a family campground store scooping ice cream and selling coffee for five summers in my days as a student. It was a [...]

Friday

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January 2012

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Pickle Kiss

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It happens in most families, I’m sure: When my kids rub their noses on mine, they shout, “Eskimo kiss!” When they tickle me with their eyelashes, they shout, “Butterfly kiss!” When they suck their cheeks in and move their lips up and down, they shout, “Fish kiss!” But unlike in most families– and owing to the strange imagination of my 7-year old– when my kids poke their pointer fingers on the outside corners of my mouth, they shout, “Pickle kiss!” Ahem.

Monday

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November 2011

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Don’t Say Anything If __

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Whether owing to some seasonal allergy or to the change in weather, it was clear that my sinuses had bested me. By midday Saturday my voice was rapidly wearing out; by early evening it was nearly gone. Lost most of my voice; am clicking at people to get their attention. Realizing I wouldn't make a cute bushman. — Tamára Lunardo (@tamaraoutloud) November 5, 2011 And while it’s never convenient for a mother to lose her voice, in this instance the threat was particularly untimely: I was supposed to help lead the singing in our church service the next morning. So [...]